Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. V. Borge


May G-D bless you take care of you, illuminate you, Garce you and grant you peace. INSPIRATIONAL	One Enemy is too much. One thousand friends not enough. INSPIRATIONAL	When I'm good I'm very good, when I'm bad I'm better. Mae West HUMOR	If demanding the respect I deserve makes me a bitch, so be it HUMOR	Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'l Humor